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1. Who introduced you to Arrested Development? How long did it take you to fall in love?
My buddy Joelle first showed it to me, but I didn’t really get into it until a few years later. I was watching it on Hulu and by the time I got through episode one I was like:

So much love… I don’t know what to do with this…
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and buy this shirt today only (5/16) at RIPT.
What? You don’t have enough money to buy the shirt? What? You haven’t seen 2001:A Space Odyssey? Well, I have good news for you, Dave. I’m going to give away ONE free shirt and a copy of 2001:A Space Odyssey on Blu Ray. All you have to do is open the pod bay doors and make a post over on my Facebook Page.
Winners will be announced on (6/7) at 3:00PM (PST) on my Facebook Page.
via: glenoneill
Tom: In a universe that is infinite, there are infinite possibilities. And time is not linear, it’s parallel, meaning that all things in the past and future exist and coexist at this moment, right here. So, somewhere, in the universe, somewhere, you are there with your pants down. And he is on his knees kissing you slowly around your belly. Maybe when you’re dreaming, that is your mind connecting with the other you doing that weird shit.
David: I almost thought you had something there.
Tom: I was serious, though!
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tom trying to be deep is so cute






